PETA kicked up a fuss over the unfair treatment of animal crackers. Animals, yes and crackers yes. Yep, those cute little boxcars boxes that had the animals presumably caged and on their way to a (gasp!)animal cracker circus. Barnum Animal Crackers succumbed to the PETA pressure and has freed the animal (crackers) from their torturous lives in that classic boxcar packaging. They are now to be viewed as freely roaming the range. Ponder that as you bite the head off of the rhino!
And then there was that debacle at McDonald's. After being told by her manager to stop eating bacon while working, things took a turn to the ugly. Unable to comply, the bacon munching cook then assaulted the manager by backing her up into a corner and waving hot, crispy bacon at her. The fight then escalated into full combat and the cook reportedly threw a bag of unknown substance at the manager. I'm guessing some pressed chicken parts or some such thing was being hurled about. Third degree assault and battery charges were filed against said cook and the Golden Arches Supper Club then went on to serve about a million more that day.
And how about the furor that erupted over the Georgia-Kentucky football game? When Tambira's father refused to change the channel, and bodily blocked off the television, Girlfriend took action. With no other possible choice, she loaded up her gun and emptied the magazine randomly while her parents and grandchildren scrambled to safety. Guess she had a Netflix series she preferred watching. Presumably, or sometimes a girl just has to take charge of a situation and show 'em who's boss. Or maybe she just was cheering for the Detroit Lions for the win.
Crackers, bacon and football-a combination that's perfect for a tailgate party! And speaking of perfect, (a very loose segue-I know...) stop in to Atlas Jewelry and see the gorgeous Kara. As a licensed Diamondologist and jewelry expert, she will hook you up on whatever you need.
P.S. No animal (crackers) were harmed in the writing of this blog. However; some managers suffered bacon grease burns and two chickies got sorta tipsy.
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving and I'll see you next week. xoxo
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