Seems that a man and a woman were having sex on a crowded beach. The article gave us the mental image with very few details-.EXCEPT the most important thing...THE WOMAN WAS HOLDING A CAN OF LAGER. Huh? We already know she was naked and on her back but HOLDING A CAN OF LAGER was a detail that completed the picture. Don't leave us hanging without expounding on this important tidbit! They could have easily continued the story by giving us the exact brand and ounces of said beverage. Import or domestic? Was the can encased in a colorful coozie? Maybe a clever 'Sex on the Beach' logo? Was it was a lo-cal beverage because she surely wants to look her finest while having sex in public while HOLDING A CAN OF LAGER!! Did she manage to not spill any lager and did she stop for a few sips while gettin' busy?
It kills me that there were no follow up details-such maybe visit from the police and a possible arrest or two? Maybe a couple of new names on the sex offenders list?
Sheesh..the things that qualify as 'news' these days. If you know how this epic ended up, tell me, please. This inquiring mind wants to know!
Have a fantastic week and stay cool! XO
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