2 days ago
Monday, July 10, 2017
After getting very specific directions to a town we have visited about a thousand times, we found ourselves in the middle of cornfields and those giant windmill turbine things. Lost as lost can be. After consulting with both Siri and google maps, we finally got ourselves headed in the right direction and only needed Rocky to spin about 4 u-turns to do it.
We 'smiled pretty' and were happy to learn that we did not have to write a test. Our relief was palatable as we headed to Wally World for supplies. I had what I was sure was a Robert DeNiro sighting. Unbelievable resemblance. Just 'ol Bobby lookin' at coffeemakers along side of me. He gave me a nod and that crinkly smile as I grabbed up my Krups. Later at a local thrift store we saw what I am sure was the winner of the RuPaul Drag Race season 8. About 6'8 in platforms and fishnets, she was browsing the goods. Nicole and I needed a cocktail and lunch after these crazy and unlikely viewings.
Fed and happy, we headed back to the beach-this time on the right road. We stopped at a giant turbine to snap a photo op and admire the gorgeous countryside, replete with wheat fields and a doe
and her twins. What a perfect ending to our country adventure.
Happy Birthday, sweet Cookie from your Auntie. I look forward to sharing more crazy shenanigans.